Years ago, I could really hustle through the woods on my dirt bikes, Bultacos, Montessas, even a BSA. So of course my riding buddies called me "Fast Eddie'. 8)
Now, decades later, I've slowed way down, to..."Brisk Eddie". :roll:
Bike shouldn't be a problem. :D
Costume, easy. 8)
But I'll have to lose about 40 lbs and invest heavily in Rogaine before we'll be ready for a photo session! :roll: