This Traveler has never been a tourist. Obviously adventures have been sought that led to the kind of places the majority of locals avoid. Tired and worn, maybe it's time to leave the back-roads and paths less traveled to those more willing and able. Time to appropriate the tourist's laid back pace and approach. Swap the dusty whisky for a mudslide beside the pool. Maybe even head out to sea where I hear the buffet is never ending. That would probably do quite well. A nice long vacation. You could even call it an Extended Cruise.