Bike Jokes?

[Pushie Pirate]

Hi folks a friend of mine wants to make a tongue in cheek movie about
tough bikies who ride pedals cycles, he has asked to use some of my
bikes which is nice. Hoping some of you may be kind enough to share
some one liners or jokes referring to cycling.

Thank you.......PP.

 

[ifitsfreeitsforme]

Heard this from a coworker....MAMIL. Middle Aged Men In Lycra.


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[1oldbikelover]

Heard this from a coworker....MAMIL. Middle Aged Men In Lycra.


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Probably better than SAMIL...senior aged men in Lycra.

 

[Fv2]

Check my avatar. The only other bicycle humor I can think of isn't appropriate for the site.

 

[Big Ape]

I try not to ride up big hills because my bike is usually two tired.

I'm dragging this Schwinn middleweight home......cause I just cantilever on the side of the road!
(Best done with a French accent)

I know, I know...........juvenile humor at it's worst.......

 

[ZygoteLittle]

My bike jokes are always flat, but the Handle Bar is a hub for good beer, as the regulars there are at all times, well spoken.

Sometimes there are old cranks there, cranky guys that chain themselves to the rim of the bar and order a Skip Tooth on the rocks. One day they ordered sauté Gooseneck framed in a Specialized sauce w/Giant ramshorns; it took some muscle to eat.

 

[Rat Rod]

How do you make a small fortune in the bike business?

Start with a large fortune.

Badump Bump!

 

[Big Ape]

I love my exercise bike......because I'm really good at going nowhere in a hurry.