a little joke for u guys ...hope nobody gets offended ...i thought it was good !!!
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your butts on your camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your
shovels, sit on your butts, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your butts, raised the price of camels
and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called
a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
i got this off the muscle bike site ...
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your butts on your camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your
shovels, sit on your butts, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your butts, raised the price of camels
and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called
a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
i got this off the muscle bike site ...
