What in the Sam Hill is HAM SAMMICH WATER???So...klunkers, cyclo cross, strandies, bombers, gravel bikes, road bikes, mtn bikes, etc...got me thinkin...(no easy task btw) I like the term "Brute bike", but as far as I know, such a thing is a sasquatch...a nessy...in other words, doesn't exist. But if it did, what would it be??? Welp...i would think it would be something somewhat indestructible. Something to explore the dirt roads, easements, dry canals (viaducts), etc...Steel frame, steel cranks (3 piece) and steel rims, (ie: Chicago Schwinn), big meaty A/T tires, MTB style or short rise bars, freewheel rear, a rear rack for a bag, (think tools, spare tube, ham sammich water, first aid kit). Maybe front suspension...Front mount go-pro...anybody have a bike like this? Any ideas/input/suggestions/pics???