I climb poles as part of my job and have encountered bird houses, squirrel feeders, clothes lines, signs, fence supports, lights and more but never a bike.
Paint it pink and purple. Build a table around the pole, add some bar stools, a sound system and rename it "PoleDancer"! Great place to hang out with fellow Freaks after a long cruise! Also get some sexy panties, sew up the leg openings (and crotch, if needed) and turn them into a seat bag for tips from the Freaks you invite over! Just a thought :mrgreen: