I had a VW scirroco, like a long rabbit.
I came out to the parking lot and 3 football players are standing behind my car.
As I walked toward them I notice all the small cars turned sideways.
I tell them to keep their paws off my car.
They all 3 grab the bumper, start trying to move it. Since I had recently kicked off the football team, I tackled them. Mid lift I dove into them, hoping I would be the only one to get up, I was!
For you youngins, do not mess with peoples car(s), I value my wheels more than some jocko .... game.