Recent content by Downtune

Just don't inhale it.

Well, I do love a good banjo battle.

Just thought back to when I was like... ten years old, riding around my little town on a BMX, a Hilux full of dudes came alongside and a dude tried to lassoo me with a length of rope :shock: Scarred my young mind. .........

Same. Someone in Australia at some point managed to rob a store with a brass hose fitting and get away with it. Nobody here has ever seen a pistol except in the holsters of the constabulary or on telly.

Speaking of dumb comments from passer-bys, we were riding somewhere once and someone yelled out from a block of flats: 'Get a car!'. Not to be outdone, one of our blokes twists around on the seat of his lowrider and shouts 'GET A HOUSE!'. :lol: EDIT: Well I guess technically WE were passing by.

Oh man, that story speaks volumes for your self-control. I would have gone ape.

Once I was cruising with my club (about ten of us) and a passenger in a car threw a bottle which almost hit one of our female members. This pissed most of us off, but her boyfriend, who was riding with us, flipped into "I'm-going-to-****ing-destroy-you" mode. Unluckily for the driver there was a...

I like the Bratz chainrings. USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST kidding on both counts

GO LOCAL AND/OR CAPITAL CITY SPORTS TEAM!

In my country, letting people know you have a gun on you is the social equivalent of putting a live grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.

'99 XR400. 420cc kit, custom cam, Terry Hayes suspension, barrett pipe, some other bits. A deceptively docile looking old thing, great for giving those motocrossers a fright in the bush :wink:

I use Wattyl Kill-Rust. It's a boring, boring paint, but it's durable and easy to use.

If you're gonna do it, do it properly

Congratulations man! Just don't go (completely) crazy in the festivities after you're done. I know two people who never made it back :| Another one was thrown in the lockup for er... indecent exposure :roll: