What happens when...

[M.Martian]

you have a 1970's Sears rust bucket

and mix it up* with a Walmart Thruster Fixie?

You end up with the Anti-Fixie.

* your milage may vary, or require a shoehorn (or a flat tire) to get the rear wheel into the frame.

 

[Buck Masterson]

I would totally ride that. It fits my eclectic personality.