I will be a whopping 31 this Fri-day...
I usually feel/act like im 21, even though im just an old bald dude.
reminds me of the Five Iron Frenzy song "at least i'm not like those other old guys"
i'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain, like i was twenty-eight.
i'm wearing my vans right now,
so high school kids will think that i can skate.
i've got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance.
anyway, i'm not cliche, i hardly own any ties.
i may be old, but at least i'm not like all those other old guys.
i'm watching mtv, for fashion tips, so i can say, that i saw it first.
backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say i'm cool, just like fred durst.
i pay almost all my bills, i sleep on a futon still.
anyway, i'm not cliche, i might not even die.
i may be old, but at least i'm not like all those other old guys