I spy a 2000s department store beach cruiser bike at a stall. Its been outside, judging by the start of surface rust and faded paint, plus the rear wheel was tacod. I ask how much they want for it, figuring anything under $10 would be good for parts.
Seller: "I'd be willing to let it go for $70."
Me: "Why so much?"
Seller:"Its an antique."
Me: "errrr, yeeaaah, its not an antique."
Seller: (in a slightly defensive tone) "How do you know?"
Me: "There's a 'Made in Taiwan' sticker on it.
Seller: "So? Taiwan made plenty of things a long time ago."
Me: "There's also a web site address on the sticker."
Seller: (few moments of silence)"Well, it still a cool old bike."
Me: (to myself) "PWNED."
Seller: "I'd be willing to let it go for $70."
Me: "Why so much?"
Seller:"Its an antique."
Me: "errrr, yeeaaah, its not an antique."
Seller: (in a slightly defensive tone) "How do you know?"
Me: "There's a 'Made in Taiwan' sticker on it.
Seller: "So? Taiwan made plenty of things a long time ago."
Me: "There's also a web site address on the sticker."
Seller: (few moments of silence)"Well, it still a cool old bike."
Me: (to myself) "PWNED."