Help me Doctor!

[Ravenshurst]

Doctor, I think a friend of mine might have a ..... problem. I am.....ummmm, I mean he is..... ALREADY thinking about the next RRBO AND the next MBBO.....Is there any hope, Doc?

 

[RustyGold]

Nope... your 'friend' is terminal.

 

[Ravenshurst]

Oh dear....I.....he....was afraid of that.

 

[Frankie plekhand]

There is no cure available, but the upside is, no side effects

 

[MattiThundrrr]

no side effects

Actual side effects including receding garage line and lack of funditis.

 

[Ravenshurst]

Now THAT is an acute case of B.A.S. - Bicycle Acquisition Syndrome

 

[Oak Tree]

Correction: there are lots of side effects.
some you will enjoy and some you will not

 

[Oak Tree]

Some side effects may include, but not limited to…
1. Pausing movies to see what kinda bike they are riding.
2. Staring down the homeless guy to see what kinda bike they are riding.
3. slow driving past the garage sale to see what kind bike they selling.
4. staring down the scrap metal guy to see what kinda bikes he found
5. slow driving and window shopping the pawn shop (you’ve caught on by now) to see what kinda bikes they got.

 

[Captain Awesome]

2. Staring down the homeless guy to see what kinda bike they are riding.
3. slow driving past the garage sale to see what kind bike they selling.
4. staring down the scrap metal guy to see what kinda bikes he found

Super guilty of those three in particular

 

[RustyGold]

It's actually how I plan my in town rides. I open up craigslist, search for garage sales, put it on map view and ride from sale to sale looking for bikes .

 

[MattiThundrrr]

Lol @Oak Tree that's some TRUTHS! I have had to explain myself to my special lady friend when out on the town.
"I swear, I was checking out her BIKE!!"
Kinda sad that it was the truth, apparently she was attractive, I didn't even see her.

 

[SpokeMan]

HEY!!!! where is your fat bike?
And why are you taking pictures of my garage? LOL
I think everyone here has the same thing going on. Dont worry its "normal"

 

[SpokeMan]

Some side effects may include, but not limited to…
1. Pausing movies to see what kinda bike they are riding.
2. Staring down the homeless guy to see what kinda bike they are riding.
3. slow driving past the garage sale to see what kind bike they selling.
4. staring down the scrap metal guy to see what kinda bikes he found
5. slow driving and window shopping the pawn shop (you’ve caught on by now) to see what kinda bikes they got.

You forgot going to every thrift store in town every other day to see what what got dropped off yesterday!