Use satin finish paint, leave it outside leaning against a tree, over-oil the chain with 3-in-1 and ride it in dusty conditions, don't clean it, don't be careful when you park (drop :mrgreen: ) or stow (cram :wink: ) it. Or use one of them thar fancy-pants layered and rubbed, chemical treatment, paint effect fakery methods. :lol: If I run across any of those threads, I'll post a link. :wink: