Ok you guys, listen up. It's time to stop your inhumane and cruel torture of the Europeans and, to a lesser degree, of the Canadians. Whenever you guys get a new bike, please use the following code to avoid all the suffering and pain you are unknowingly inflicting on your cool-parts-and-frames-availability-chalenged coleagues:
FACT
"I just found this at the dump."
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"I had to look for one of these for years!"
FACT
"I just bought this for 5 bucks."
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"Man, I had to pay an arm and a leg for this."
FACT
"My mate/ neighbour/ inlaws/ postman just dropped this off at my place."
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"Here's a pic I found on the net of a really cool bike."
FACT
"You're not going to believe what I just got for free..."
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"I was bidding for this on eBay but it got way too expensive for me."
FACT
"So I just slapped on some parts real quick and this is how it turned out:"
CODE
"And if I had a ton of cool parts in my garage, this is a Photoshop rendition of how it would look:"
FACT
"So I looked inside the old guy's barn and..."
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"I thoroughly enjoy the excitment of the European Soccer Leagues."
Please use the code. Don't be cruel. Thank you.
Hugo
FACT
"I just found this at the dump."
CODE
"I had to look for one of these for years!"
FACT
"I just bought this for 5 bucks."
CODE
"Man, I had to pay an arm and a leg for this."
FACT
"My mate/ neighbour/ inlaws/ postman just dropped this off at my place."
CODE
"Here's a pic I found on the net of a really cool bike."
FACT
"You're not going to believe what I just got for free..."
CODE
"I was bidding for this on eBay but it got way too expensive for me."
FACT
"So I just slapped on some parts real quick and this is how it turned out:"
CODE
"And if I had a ton of cool parts in my garage, this is a Photoshop rendition of how it would look:"
FACT
"So I looked inside the old guy's barn and..."
CODE
"I thoroughly enjoy the excitment of the European Soccer Leagues."
Please use the code. Don't be cruel. Thank you.
Hugo