White Christmas
Irving Berlin 1942
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.
White Sting-ray
dumpster_diver 2006
I'm dreaming of a white Sting-ray
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the chrome spokes glisten
and children listen
To hear tires crunching in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a white Sting-ray
With every pedal stroke I take
May your days of riding be merry and bright
And may all your new bikes come with lights.
I'm dreaming of a white Sting-ray
With every pedal stroke I take
May your days of riding be merry and bright
And may all your new bikes come with lights.
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Nuttin' For Christmas
S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on teacher's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Nuttin' For Christmas
dumpster_diver 2006
I broke my bike on Johnny's ramp;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid tube slim in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I wiped some grease on Mommy’s cup and saucer;
I made Tommy eat my dust;
Bought some gum with my axle washer;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put loose bearings under my teacher's desk
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's tube
somebody snitched on me.
I did a jump on Mommy's garden
climbed a tree and broke my Schwinn pen
Filled my sister tire full of water
somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be pedaling straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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The Twelve Days of Christmas
dumpster_diver 2006
On the first day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the second day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the third day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Nine wheels a spinning,
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Ten springers springing,
Nine wheels a spinning,
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Eleven pedalers pedaling,
Ten springers springing,
Nine wheels a spinning,
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Twelve loose nuts a rattling,
Eleven pedalers pedaling,
Ten springers springing,
Nine wheels a spinning,
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
Irving Berlin 1942
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.
White Sting-ray
dumpster_diver 2006
I'm dreaming of a white Sting-ray
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the chrome spokes glisten
and children listen
To hear tires crunching in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a white Sting-ray
With every pedal stroke I take
May your days of riding be merry and bright
And may all your new bikes come with lights.
I'm dreaming of a white Sting-ray
With every pedal stroke I take
May your days of riding be merry and bright
And may all your new bikes come with lights.
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Nuttin' For Christmas
S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on teacher's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Nuttin' For Christmas
dumpster_diver 2006
I broke my bike on Johnny's ramp;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid tube slim in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I wiped some grease on Mommy’s cup and saucer;
I made Tommy eat my dust;
Bought some gum with my axle washer;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put loose bearings under my teacher's desk
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's tube
somebody snitched on me.
I did a jump on Mommy's garden
climbed a tree and broke my Schwinn pen
Filled my sister tire full of water
somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be pedaling straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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The Twelve Days of Christmas
dumpster_diver 2006
On the first day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the second day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the third day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Nine wheels a spinning,
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Ten springers springing,
Nine wheels a spinning,
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Eleven pedalers pedaling,
Ten springers springing,
Nine wheels a spinning,
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my local bike shop sent to me:
Twelve loose nuts a rattling,
Eleven pedalers pedaling,
Ten springers springing,
Nine wheels a spinning,
Eight hubs a shining,
Seven levers braking,
Six tubes inflating,
Five golden Weinmanns,
Four rubber tires,
Three ape hangers,
Two banana seats,
And a sting-ray on a bike stand.
