So I've only had 1 bike stolen ever, 1980s England, 16 or so years old at a girls flat/apartment 3rd floor and only flat/apartment on that floor left my bike outside her door, few hours later open door to leave no bike to be seen, pretty pissed off but not hugely as wasn't the flashest bike, called cops reported it, discribed it as custom as how many other patchy sanded down road bikes with smoothed out corners of all the triangles using bondo/bog filler, 700c red ano wheels with handlebars cut down so short that the brake adjuster barrels nearly touched each other plus had chrome bolt on grips from my vespa scooter on it and had a cateye computer on it, month later I see the same girl, she said she lucky to see me as she found the bike a couple days after was stolen in the bushes outside the flats she was in, only thing missing was the cateye computer which was ripped off its sliding cradle so would have been useless anyway, I don't believe she was involved cos the theft seemed to be less than amateur, plus she was down with us graffiti writers, I reckon some guy just happened to see me and the bike and took the opportunity to take it if he could, either way it's the dumbest theft in my life