SNOW (the deadliest substance known to man) :roll: is approaching Kansas City, wait, it's here, on top of all the other snow we have had on the ground since xmas eve. According to the news, who I trust beyond anything, certain death is close behind. The snow will bury us all alive, then it will use tiny knives to stab us. I have heard anywhere form 1 to 8 inches is expected (do meteorologists call themselves scientists?)
Be sure to:
1. Drive like black ice is under you everywhere, brake erratically, this helps maintain control on slick surfaces.
2. Cancel prior engagments. Frozen water is deadly.
3. Sensationalize the ammount every time you converse about it. "We are getting one to two...no...three to eight....no a FOOT or more of snow"
4. If you own a Mustang or Camaro, by all means, try to drive, it's not impossible, just a really, really, really big challenge.
5. Make sure to modify traffic laws as you see fit. Run stops. Direct traffic from your driver's seat.
6. BY ALL MEANS, talk about the blatantly obvious fact that it is not only snowing, but cold. It will shock and enlighten everyone you interact with.
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Be sure to:
1. Drive like black ice is under you everywhere, brake erratically, this helps maintain control on slick surfaces.
2. Cancel prior engagments. Frozen water is deadly.
3. Sensationalize the ammount every time you converse about it. "We are getting one to two...no...three to eight....no a FOOT or more of snow"
4. If you own a Mustang or Camaro, by all means, try to drive, it's not impossible, just a really, really, really big challenge.
5. Make sure to modify traffic laws as you see fit. Run stops. Direct traffic from your driver's seat.
6. BY ALL MEANS, talk about the blatantly obvious fact that it is not only snowing, but cold. It will shock and enlighten everyone you interact with.
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