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So I don't sleep, never have needed more than 4-5 hours a day. If I go to bed at normal times I am up by 2 or 3am. I get bored so I go ride, that puts me out there with the dark souls.
Inevitably a curse word, beer bottle, steak knife, something gets thrown at me.
Today was the beer bottle. Then they stopped for the redlight, and I catch them.
The passenger looks at me as I ask, "fun for you is trying to kill an old man?"
He says thru booze, meth, and whatever else he was on, "better than getting your butt kicked."
I tell him, "before you get out I have to warn you, I have professionally fought and have 20 years of Akido training."
The driver finally found her voice, told her boy toy, "don't you get out stupid, that is that Frank guy from the UFC."

Frank Muir????? Well, worked for me, told them, "next time be more careful with your beer bottles , lest you land on one."
All the while squidbilly is saying, "just go, go go go."
So class, what did we learn today? I am getting a couple ufc tee shirts!
 
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