Bought a Walmart T-handle pump in college, probably around 1997, still working fine. Found it's twin in an alley over a year ago, also going strong. Bought a cheap ($6) foot pump from Ollies about a year back, too much leverage and the shaft bent and I threw it away. Have a small CO2 pump that I bought on clearance about 10 years ago for $5, still works fine, great for setting the bead on lawn mower tires. Have 2 12 volt "cigarette lighter" pumps... both worthless. 1 120v air Porter Cable air compressor, works great. 2 220v old air compressors, both great.
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