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[outskirtscustoms]

It's cold, I'm bored, Might as well start a thread. What are some of your favorite quotes from the years gone by?
My favorites
1. Rust is lighter than carbon fiber.
2. It needs more cowbell.
3. There's no such thing as a free bike.
4. If you don't have pics, it probably didn't happen!
5. A car is never too low, it’s the ground that is too high.

What are some of your favorites?

 

[dangratsdan]

Thats not rust, thats patina.
A good paint job takes hours, good patina takes years.

 

[nick_ish]

haha love the rust ones

it's not broke its just not alive yet

 

[cruisehard]

Less gears...MORE BEERS!

 

[outskirtscustoms]

it's not broke its just not alive yet

I like that one. Mainly because it describes 90% of my bikes.

 

[nick_ish]

it's not broke its just not alive yet

I like that one. Mainly because it describes 90% of my bikes.

Yup same here that was my dad explaining to my mum why we have so many bikes

 

[Tailwinds]

Get a bicycle. You will certainly not regret it, if you live.
--Mark Twain.

 

[cruisehard]

Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving. ~Albert Einstein

 

[d.rock]

Less gears...MORE BEERS!

+1!

 

[SCHWINNRAY69]

My signature (the last one to be exact) :mrgreen: :mrgreen: You already said it but what the heck

 

[BrunneCustoms]

My favorite because I get to explain afterwards is "Why do want ANOTHER bike?"
I always answer "For parts" but it really just sets me up for another build.

 

[Bigcam59]

My bike club's Motto - "Start out slow, then ease up!"
Also, "Haraka haraka Naisha Barakai" which is Swahili for "Speed, speed, there is never any blessing in it " 8)

 

[American Vintage Bicycle Supply]

My signature!

 

[Oak Tree]

That dog don't hunt.
You can take that to the bank.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Sit down on your fist and lean back on your thumb.
This is the end of the hunt.
If I live til I die, I'll never understand why "insert whatever I did wrong here".

Not bike related but...
This topic could be named "things your dad said", and most the time, I got a whooping after hearing some of these.

 

[sensor]

"Taiwanese bikes...you can dress them up but you cant take them out"
"thats fits like a saddle on a sow"
"dont worry theres still plenty of time to change traditional too your interpretation"

 

[utilityart]

"I cut it twice and it's still too short."
"Measure with a caliper, mark with chalk and cut with an axe."
"There's a fine line between hobby and sickness."

Anything that happens after, "Hey, hold my beer"

 

[jwm]

Money comes and goes throughout your life.
Your time only goes.

You can change without growing, but you can't grow without changing.

JWM

 

[cruisehard]

Fortune cookie - "That wasn't chicken"
Fortune cookie - "He who throw dirt is loosing ground"

 

[KOTA]

"If I have to explain.......You wouldn't understand"

Book: "The Yellow River".........Author: IP Daily

 

[outskirtscustoms]

One more
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.

In other words don't be afraid to step out of the box on a build!