As someone who didn't grow up watching Pee-Wee Herman, and as someone who has too many bikes in red and white because apparently that's about the only 2 colors they painted bikes back in the day, I stand by my previous statement. Besides, red and white are 2 of the most common colors of vintage BMX bikes I see out at the shows and races here. Dare to be different! You said you wanted "bold and trippy," right? I don't think you can get any bolder and trippier than a metallic purple Gary Fisher BMX bike with pizza and donuts on the tires!