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Peatbog said:
Redd said:
Wow that last one is scary! :shock:

Guy on ground:

"Hey, why don't you hop on this giant, oversize death bike with the guy wearing red tights and horns who steers one-handed? Oh yeah, you have to ride backwards too."

Guy in red helmet:

"Oh, okay. Sounds cool. I'm in."

Guy on ground:

"Thanks. I'll run besides you and catch you if you guys crash and fall ten feet on your head."

Guy in red helmet:

"Oh man, the guy in the red tights is peeing."

Guy on ground:

"Don't worry. He always does that. That is why we put you on there backwards. Anyway, you keep pedaling. I'm gonna just drop back a bit."

Guy wearing horns:

"Weeeeeeeeeee! I'm a bird. Oh man, I'm peeing again. Oh well. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm a bird. Hey, cool; if I put my one hand up in the air, It doesn't get pee on it. Weeeeeeeeeeee, I'm a bird. Okay, now with no hands..."
Good one!!! I laughed so hard I think I peed myself a little!
 
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