..........bored...................

[musclebikes]

Im bored.................Somebody say something interesting!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Anonymous]

If humans evolved from monkeys...how come there are still monkeys?

 

[CCR]

while your bored, can you find out what those little pieces of plastic at the end of shoelaces are called? ive always wondered and never knew.

 

[KOTA]

If there are UFOs. How come nobody has any CONCRETE evidence?

What will happen when or if they clone (genetically) dinosaurs?

How many people in MN ever went deep sea fishing?

If you had to sacrifice a digit (finger), which one would you give up?

 

[CCR]

If there are UFOs. How come nobody has any CONCRETE evidence?

What will happen when or if they clone (genetically) dinosaurs?

How many people in MN ever went deep sea fishing?

If you had to sacrifice a digit (finger), which one would you give up?

1. UFO's arent made out of CONCRETE, they're madeout of rocket sauce

2. PETA will throw a fit when we kill them

3. 4 last time i checked

4. the middle one, so whoever seperates it gets "the bird" for taking my finger

:mrgreen: im bored too

 

[KOTA]

If there are UFOs. How come nobody has any CONCRETE evidence?

What will happen when or if they clone (genetically) dinosaurs?

How many people in MN ever went deep sea fishing?

If you had to sacrifice a digit (finger), which one would you give up?

1. UFO's arent made out of CONCRETE, they're madeout of rocket sauce

2. PETA will throw a fit when we kill them

3. 4 last time i checked

4. the middle one, so whoever seperates it gets "the bird" for taking my finger

:mrgreen: im bored too

You don't really know if they're NOT made out of "concrete", you're just guessing!

 

[Anonymous]

Why do dogs get mad if you blow in thier face...but they stick thier head out the car window?

 

[musclebikes]

CCR wrote
while your bored, can you find out what those little pieces of plastic at the end of shoelaces are called? ive always wondered and never knew.

I found it!!!!!!They're called "aglets" :mrgreen:

 

[maddogrider]

So if if someone calls you an aglet is that an insult? Your dog probably dont like you to blow in his face because you breath stinks. :shock: The alians that live down the street from me drive a ford truck and i dont think they make them out of concreat. :mrgreen:

 

[Anonymous]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie roll toosie pop

 

[Markm]

...one....atoohoo...three........Three!!!

 

[aka_locojoe]

Try this it is bicycle related...

http://www.dothetest.co.uk/

 

[musclebikes]

Awesome comercial.

"but did you see the moonwalking bear?" HAHA thats funny!!!

 

[TheFlyingDingo]

If not conctete...ashphault?(sP)

 

[Buck Masterson]

Why do farts smell worse in the shower?

How much crack would a crack head crack, if a crack head could crack, crack?

Why should I have to press 1 for English?

Why do men have nipples?

 

[fast eddie]

if i bought powdered water, what would i add?

whats another word for thesaurus?

why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

how come my cat wont eat the expensive canned food, but then goes to the corner and licks her butt?

why dont they make butt flavored cat food?

im gonna stop before i get sued for stealin jokes!

fast eddie outty

 

[TheFlyingDingo]

Why do farts smell worse in the shower?

How much crack would a crack head crack, if a crack head could crack, crack?

Why should I have to press 1 for English?

Why do men have nipples?

1. The water amplifies the smell
2. The same amount a wood chuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
3. Because spanish is number 2
4. Because we need to feel special

 

[ratina]

hahahahah some good stuff in here...keep 'em comin!

 

[spinman]

The 3 stages in a man's life:


Stud
Dud
Thud

 

[jtdaddy]

If olive oil comes from olives and motor oil comes from the ground, where does baby oil come from?
Why do some people still eat boogers?