Define "Rat Rod Bike" in 30 words or less contest

[Anonymous]

ok ok i'll try in one word
bitchin*

*female dog in heat and add "in" after it.

god damned piece of .... censor programs. the little ....... kids now cuss worse that sailors in a whore house and
could tell you a few new ones to boot :mrgreen:

props to ya steve for keepin it clean.

 

[Rodland]

Any bike I own.
OR
An unrestored older bike with patina, or one with more paint than chrome. Often fenderless with suede paint and no frills.

 

[karfer67]

it is your own creation cheap cool chopped or not painted or not ratrod is what you make of it cause i said so AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM LINE

 

[xddorox]

Built on a low or no budget, looks cool, made to ride in any condition with no worries, scratches and dents are considered accessories.

 

[karfer67]

hey xddorox very well said check out my new sig

 

[xddorox]

I approve that sig big time Karfer. Yesterday my son asked all worried if he could borrow Victoria, "I said yeah sure". He said, "but it's raining". I said "so what, it's a rat". He slapped his forehead and said "Of course, why did I even bother mentioning it".

 

[crt95]

Keeping politics out of fun.

 

[schwinnmesa]

I have a 1 word definition for Rat Rod!!!

HEAVEN!!! 8)

 

[OUTLAW]

can't put it in words, oh sure i can "BLACK WICKED" coming soon to the rat rod bike buildoff. watch for. it's what i think is RAT ROD.lol

Outlaw :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Rat Rod]

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SWEET OXIDATION

 

[beernpickin]

busted knuckles, dirty nails, and the vision you have inside. Shine your chrome, polish your paint, get on your dream and ride! 8) 8)

 

[sensor]

hehehehehe..........
miscatagorized

 

[Hooch]

my next build will say it all

 

[bigredddaddy]

It's made of old bike parts and costs less than $10 to build, your girl thinks it's ugly, and it scares "normal" people. (23)

 

[jjvh66]

Build it like YOU want to because, HEY!, It's Your Bike. 8)

 

[RatRodDad]

Bought it used. Got a heck of a deal. Made it rideable. Love it.

 

[HOLYROLLER]

This is kind of an "anti-definition" but here goes...

A Rat Rod Bike is not...

...shiny, pricy, likely to be stolen, gunna win many beauty contests (unless we were judges), what the world thinks it should be! (28)

 

[bikepusher]

a rad rod bike is what mad max would be riding if they really ran out of gas.

 

[Von Stans]

cool/cheap/dangerous

 

[Wingman]

Edgy, Old School , Exotic, Over The Top , Personal , Rare, Excitiable, Hooligan , Artisan, Artwork, Trippy & Hipp..... Over