As a dachshund aficionado I approve
That is true. Our dogs just refer to us as human servantsAs a person that is owned by a Dachshund I understand.View attachment 286130
Oh yeah, that too. And the drill where we were all lined up in the hallway, crouched and heads down against the wall lockers. This was supposed to keep us away from the shattering window glass in the classrooms. The last one we did was when I was in 6th grade. So about 11 or 12 years old. Some 45 years ago in 1980.We actually drilled getting under our elementary school desks during the Cold War.