SD, your church story reminds me of one of my favorite sermon 'funnies'. It goes something like this....
One Sunday, as he was leaving the morning church service, the pastor stopped Steve on his way out.
"Steve, it's good to see you again. We've missed you," said the pastor kindly. "I hope that you've been well?"
"Oh yes, I'm fine Pastor. Good to see you too, " Steve replied.
"Well, hopefully we'll be seeing you more often then," the pastor said wistfully.
Steve thought for a moment, and then replied, "You know, probably not for a while. You see pastor, I like to hang out in my garage and build rat rod bikes. And the way I figure it, the Good Lord would rather have me at home building rat rod bikes, and thinking about Him; than to have me sitting in church, thinking about building rat rod bikes."