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[Anonymous]

I hope you enjoy your Bachelor party.

It will be about the last night of fun you'll ever have.

Say good-by to all your good ol' friends...You'll never see them again.

 

[Anonymous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkeNXyfN ... _embedded#!

 

[ifitsfreeitsforme]

that's awesome. Congrats. I just got engaged in September on my birthday. Asked her on a cruise boat going around Manhattan. As luck would have it, we had the whole back of the boat to ourselves.

 

[Anonymous]

Didjas rock the boat? (heh)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfBwsG8ubFw

 

[Walker]

Best of luck to the both of you!

I asked my wife after we skied the headwall on Mt Washington. It was an epic ending to an epic day. I almost brought the ring up but was a bit worried about loosing it.

 

[vanilla_gorilla]

she said yes! hiyooo!

 

[Anonymous]

GOOD DEAL!

 

[Anonymous]

HEH ^

He went to Zales!

I think they have a return policy.

 

[partsguy]

I will say what my grandaddy said at my mother's last wedding, for my step-dad...

"Oh how I wish I was single again
Oh then oh then
How I wish I was single again, oh then
The times were fun and my pockets were jingling
When I was single back then oh then oh then"

 

[partsguy]

Oh...

DEAD MAN WALKIN'!
'Ole Sparky's awaitin!

 

[Anonymous]

You'll put your foot down...

SHE will put hers right on top of it.

Gotta song for ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

 

[outskirtscustoms]

Congrats, Just remember two words and you'll be fine.

































Those words are:
Yes babe.

Also if she ever asks you if she looks fat instinctively with no hesitation say no. It may save your life.

 

[Walker]

Congrats Gorilla!

 

[jalopyjimmy13]

congrats and good luck looks like a pretty big rock

 

[Anonymous]

VAN,Didja ask her Father first?

Fill out the application?

http://wilk4.com/humor/humorp3.htm

Rules

http://www.balettie.com/private/Humor/R ... ghter.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDTsLjDf_uE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49WtYtc5Ia0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAzp8FXA-FQ






I been on the recieving end of this,and it WAS NOT pleasant.

Her Father never liked me,but I respected The Man.He was ALWAYS Mister Ver to me.(I feared the man)

He was Hungarian and spoke with a real thick accent,but the curse words came out Very Clearly.

 

[Anonymous]

Wifie is out of the house...

I can post this safely,then deny everything.

I wouldnt take her to a dogfight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGs3alZgNQI

 

[Anonymous]

Wifie asked me one day...


Do you think my are too small?

I casually replied, Just rub toilet paper between them,they will grow.

She replied, That Wont work.

Then I said,Look what it did for your.


I gotta eat through a straw for the next coupla weeks.

 

[Anonymous]

Do these pants make my butt look big?



Like a plastic Hefty bag full of wet clothes.

 

[partsguy]

Ask my grandaddy what? It wasn't my wedding!

 

[Anonymous]

Up The Junction-Squeeze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGlvQTtrRTs

Lipstick Vogue-Elvis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dip-FtbsD8E