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I hope you enjoy your Bachelor party.

It will be about the last night of fun you'll ever have.

Say good-by to all your good ol' friends...You'll never see them again.
 
that's awesome. Congrats. I just got engaged in September on my birthday. Asked her on a cruise boat going around Manhattan. As luck would have it, we had the whole back of the boat to ourselves.
 
Best of luck to the both of you!

I asked my wife after we skied the headwall on Mt Washington. It was an epic ending to an epic day. I almost brought the ring up but was a bit worried about loosing it.
 
I will say what my grandaddy said at my mother's last wedding, for my step-dad...

"Oh how I wish I was single again
Oh then oh then
How I wish I was single again, oh then
The times were fun and my pockets were jingling
When I was single back then oh then oh then"
 
Oh...

DEAD MAN WALKIN'!
'Ole Sparky's awaitin!
 
Congrats, Just remember two words and you'll be fine.

































Those words are:
Yes babe.

Also if she ever asks you if she looks fat instinctively with no hesitation say no. It may save your life.
 
VAN,Didja ask her Father first?

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I been on the recieving end of this,and it WAS NOT pleasant.

Her Father never liked me,but I respected The Man.He was ALWAYS Mister Ver to me.(I feared the man)

He was Hungarian and spoke with a real thick accent,but the curse words came out Very Clearly.
 
Wifie asked me one day...


Do you think my are too small?

I casually replied, Just rub toilet paper between them,they will grow.

She replied, That Wont work.

Then I said,Look what it did for your.


I gotta eat through a straw for the next coupla weeks.
 
Do these pants make my butt look big?



Like a plastic Hefty bag full of wet clothes.
 
Ask my grandaddy what? It wasn't my wedding!
 

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