MazdaFlyer
Like “RadioFlyer”
Add a little brown and caramel color to your stain and some very strong smell, and it could pass for a creosote covered beam. Boy, that stuff is nasty. We covered hundreds of feet of board walk with it back in the '80s to protect it from the bogs below and the wet forest and damp air off the south shore of Gitchie-gumee. I'm sure I have some brain damage from those days.
Are you sure you don't want to rat-ina the hardware some? Mix up a little home brewed rust mix, and go for it!
Keeping some shine, you should talk...all that glitz from the patina master. Anyway they all need some bling.