Dear Youtube:
I believe that your Algorithm is getting worse-and it's really beginning to concern me. When searching for 'Thomas Edison Frankenstein, remastered' (hoping someone had performed a full restoration on the rediscovered film) I got this instead:
Is your Algorithm...making a Commentary on the film? That's just weird.
A few days later, I was looking for 'DIY Sea Salt Air Freshener' (my Mom loves the scent at home) and instead got this:
Seriously? Is your Algorithm laughing at me now? Frustrated, my next Search was 'Sonic the Hedgehog Rule 34 Forbidden' just to BREAK the 'effin thing...and your HAL 9000 clone tossed this in my face:
Dear Sweet Lord, Youtube-your Algorithm should not be responding to a Search by Trolling me! Please tell me that you haven't taken the limiters off of your AI...
I am not ready for the Singularity yet Youtube. Please consider.
Yours,
order99