What have you been riding lately?

Jul 16, 2019
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Scraped ice and snow off my car before work this morning. Had to wear my toque (that's Canadian for a beanie, eh?) and gloves, but still went out for a chilly after work cruise around the hood with the fam.
We gotta get out, little dudes are going stir crazy!

* I know, I'm working on the seat on Duck Norris. The angle looks terrible because the springs compress so much under my fat assets that I gotta compensate.
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Bear In There

There's a polar bear
In our Frigidaire—
He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish
And his big hairy paws
In the buttery dish,
He's nibbling the noodles,
He's munching the rice,
He's slurping the soda,
He's licking the ice.
And he lets out a roar
If you open the door.
And it gives me a scare
To know he's in there—
That polary bear
In our Fridgitydaire.