Well well. I ripped the thing apart and am not at all impressed with the construction of this particular model.
No bearings in the "headset" just nylon bushings.
The cranks arms aren't any longer than about 70mm (Not a typo)
Of course no grease used on any part of it when it was assembled.
We'll turn it into something fun/useful, but I am sure glad I found a used one and did not pay full price for one.