A welder for
Al-U-Min-I-Um
Is as expensive as
Un-Ob-Tain-I-Um!
(gotta go with the British pronunciation. Then it rhymes with all kinds of things— mostly chemicals.)
An interesting read somewhere about the ‘discoverer’ or purifier or some such of aluminum and his belief that it was related chemically to the other -ium elements. Turns out he was wrong, technically, and the American pronunciation is technically correct, but since he named it, and it took a while to prove the actual chemical properties, the British version stuck.
-I digress...