The stupid, ugly, messed up bikes thread.

[Grant]

And this Cannondale.

There is a lot of this stuff here https://www.reddit.com/r/Frankenbike/.

 

[SpikeFC]

Hipsters.

Actually the more of those monstrosities you post the more "What the..." my face gets.

But actually that explains a lot... drinking expensive craft beers, and visiting a barber once a week is more important than maintaining your bike in working condition.

 

[Grant]

Actually the more of those monstrosities you post the more "What the..." my face gets.

But actually that explains a lot... drinking expensive craft beers, and visiting a barber once a week is more important than maintaining your bike in working condition.

 

[Grant]

Magic The Cycling...

 

[Grant]

Urban assault Peugeot.

 

[Grant]

I made this bike, and then parted it out when I could not find the correct seatpost size, even if I tried all the similar sizes in order. All of the sizes that exist!

 

[SpikeFC]

I made this bike, and then parted it out when I could not find the correct seatpost size, even if I tried all the similar sizes in order. All of the sizes that exist!

Had the same problem with one of my frames. Normal seat posts are thinner on the upper part, where the seat goes. This one was the same from bottom to top. The problem was solved by using 3/4" water pipe. Works fine up to this day

 

[wheelbender6]

I think I would consider the Peugeot with the rear brake cable wrapped around the top tube several times to be the front runner of this thread.

 

[RustyGold]

Here are a few more fixies.

Aside from the 'perfumerie' branding...loving this

 

[RustyGold]

If it wasn't for the branding...and it being too small for me...and the bar tape...I'd be digging this one as well...

It is similar in concept to my 26" PK Ripper...

...which was a co-branding scheme between SE Bikes and 'the Hundreds', which is some hipster clothing company. All comes full circle .

 

[Grant]

I think I would consider the Peugeot with the rear brake cable wrapped around the top tube several times to be the front runner of this thread.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/4e5q5g/urban_assault_peugeot/

 

[Grant]

I think I would consider the Peugeot with the rear brake cable wrapped around the top tube several times to be the front runner of this thread.

Are you sure?

 

[wheelbender6]

"Are you sure?"
Point taken.

 

[Grant]

Mt. Everest bike.

 

[Grant]

I would want to ride this.

 

[SpikeFC]

I would want to ride this.
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I've build messed up bikes in my early days. But this is like a SUV or a Crossover car - It's pointless...

 

[Grant]

I've build messed up bikes in my early days. But this is like a SUV or a Crossover car - It's pointless...

It is ugly and stupid, but looks fun to ride around on.

 

[93EXCivic]

I like several of the fixies posted in here.

 

[Grant]

I like several of the fixies posted in here.

What ones?

 

[93EXCivic]

What ones?

Minus the lack of bar ends, toe straps and lock on the frame. (number 14 in the first post about fixies)

Move the brake lever to the bars and I'd love this one (number 19).

Don't love the bars but plus some shorter bull horns, I'd have it in my garage (last one in that post).

Really like this one (number 4 in the second post about fixies).

This one looks wicked (the last one in that post).

Edit: Don't know why the pics aren't showing up.