The stupid, ugly, messed up bikes thread.

[Grant]

Minus the lack of bar ends, toe straps and lock on the frame. (number 14 in the first post about fixies)

Move the brake lever to the bars and I'd love this one (number 19).

Don't love the bars but plus some shorter bull horns, I'd have it in my garage (last one in that post).

Really like this one (number 4 in the second post about fixies).

This one looks wicked (the last one in that post).

Edit: Don't know why the pics aren't showing up.

 

[93EXCivic]

Yeah those except not the bamboo bike (although I would love to build one). I meant the red one with the crazy frame.

 

[Grant]

Yeah those except not the bamboo bike (although I would love to build one). I meant the red one with the crazy frame.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

I might as well add my sketch chopper to this list.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk-s1pihYBy/

I don't know why I can't get the picture to work.

 

[Grant]

 

[late for dinner]

Another builder in the neighborhood. Not mine, I swear.

 

[Grant]

I am making a cool, little singlespeed out of THIS!

 

[Grant]

Some more pictures that I collected.

I kind of like this Walmart fixie.

 

[Grant]

What is the point of this???

 

[Grant]

How does this work?

 

[wheelbender6]

Looks like the freewheel assembly dis-assembled itself.

 

[Grant]

Looks like the freewheel assembly dis-assembled itself.

How did it do that?

 

[Grant]

I found this

 

[Klunkruiser]

Any bike with skinny tires looks dangerous and uncomfortable and messed up to me.

 

[Grant]

This racer was treated poorly. Carbon fork with threaded headset. Late 90s? I don't know much about bikes after 1995.

 

[Grant]

https://ratrodbikes.com/forum/index.php?threads/some-hipsters-mangled-mess.109559/

 

[schwinn boy]

What is the point of this???
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For someone with one arm maybe?

 

[SpikeFC]

I just remembered - a guy brought this monstrosity to my workshop in the early march.

Something wrong?

Well maybe that the headtube is so short that it only reaches half the thread on the headset, and the nut was held in place by loctite?

"Wow, that cool stem you have is to thick? Well a grinder can do the trick perfectly!"

Those dropouts look kinda weird with a single speed, right? How do you even tentsion the chain?

Oh well...

 

[Grant]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Justridingalong/

 

[Grant]

I can just tell what kind of guy this guy is just by this picture.